Michelle Rabinowitz

"Despite what the website says, you can't get wifi in your room. If you enjoy sleeping, get a room on the 2nd or 3rd floor or you'll be hearing the wedding DJ blast the chicken dance at 2am."

"Funny place to stop between Dublin and the West. A couple of locals like to stand around and watch tourists go into Obama Cafe. It's also a cute, little village."

"Call ahead to order your sandwich. Perhaps they'll hire another "sandwich artist" one day, but until then these things take about 15 minutes to assemble and dispense."

"The seats here are strangely uncomfortable...especially when you are watching a 2hr 42m film."

"Watch out for dangerous mobility scooter drivers. They've got nothing to lose!"

"If you need to get work done while you beautify make sure you ask to sit in the front room. There isn't great reception in the back."