Nik Dastardly

"☆☆☆☆☆ 5 Stars - This place is a grimy hub of low life activity. In other words, it's my kind of joint. The new renovations really helped to keep things fresh. Do yourself a favor and check it out"

"Probably one of, if not the best place to eat in Seattle. Sure there are places with more of a fine dining experience and menu, or a less expensive menu. But the selection, quality and they dont close"

"Hands down Seattle's, especially the U-dist, best place for a cup of coffee, espresso, tea or whatever flavor you savor to get you going in the morning or keep you going throughout your day."

"I drive nearly thirty miles out of the way every month to fill my prescriptions here. All of the staff is super friendly. The pharmacists are knowledgeable with a genuine concern for their patients."

"This store is mostly for girls...I'm feeling scared and awkward. Vulnerable."

"Don't drop that thun thun thun, anywhere but into your mouth or my hand.Pull up at the Dungeon, fresher than a motherfucker, Motherfucker."