Nisha Elena

"The silver-tipped gremlin enjoys coffee, but prefers independent coffee shops to corporations. If you must bring her Starbucks, the eggnog lattes is always a big hit."

"The Holy Guac-aioli Burger is so great we've never ordered anything else. The service is always top-notch, except for tonight. Pretty sure our server is getting ready to quit or had a bad day."

"Do not approach the Gremlins at too rapid a pace. Follow their lead. They will come to you."

"These gremlins are highly distracted by shiny, lightweight objects. We recommend only visiting their headquarters with a large quantity of shiny pennies as an offering."