David Lombardo

"The voters have spoken and the results of the latest recall election are in! Going forward I promise to check-in regularly & will never raise the bridge tax or troll toll."

"Stay dry. Remain on road"

"If you're drunk, don't take the back stairs. You will die."

"The bathroom door doesn't lock. Act accordingly."

"Watch out for Gir and don't let Rick talk you into doing construction work (because he makes you dress like the guy from The Village People)."

"If you want to get on the new tennis courts write a really big check or enroll at skidmore."