Elie Zananiri

"The food was good but don't let them scare you, the hot sauce isn't that hot. At least they're not racist like Joe next door!"

"Joe refused to serve us when we asked what kind of slices he had, and just ignored us and counted his money at the till until we left. He's probably a racist."

"Assiette mixte to taste a little of everything!"

"Don't eat at that place with the lemons and oranges, it's expensive and they charge an extra 15% if you sit down. Also, the food sucked."

"Cross the border and go to Canada."

"Have a hot fresh bagel at 4am on your way home from the bar"