Tang McTang

"Bathroom still foul as a fly ball in a hurricane."

"The only place besides a gas station where I encase the seat in TP should deathly necessity compel me to use the facilities."

"Gazelle has the smoothest mechanics."

"Oops wrong bed."

"Members can cut in line. Sweet! Cause yeah, that's quite a line."

"Sea jellies special exhibit through May 2012. Jellies on exhibit change periodically, so visit again."