Tariq Kamal

"The half body massage hurts so much, but oh god is it worth it. PROTIP: when the lady says relax, RELAX. It wilt hurt less."

"Screw the cupcakes: that's trendy popular stuff, and subject to a decline in quality due to cost-cutting. Stick with the fudge brownies -- they've stayed as awesome as when I first had them."

"It turns out that the ground-floor ticket machines don't give out change. Make sure you have change to make for exact ticket fare before you leave!"

"Whenever possible, use Touch & Go, especially during rush hour. The ticket machine queue is HELLISH."

"The bakery serves some good sandwiches (I keep going back to their Milk Hearths), and the deli serves pricey, but decent food. Definitely a place to go to get food… to go. (*sunglasses* + YEAH!!)"

"GOOD: Has these fudge squares that caused me to cry a little, they were so good. BAD: No liquorice ANYTHING (except maybe the occasional liquorice jelly bean). Seriously, guys? Come ON."