"My favorite neighborhoodbar. It gets a little packed on weekends. The bartenders are all great if you're not an asshole. If you are an asshole, stay in North Beach. We don't like looking at you."
"Don't let the whole cafe in a garage steez mislead you. This is the most delicious and effective coffee in at least a 5 block radius. They're turning it into a full roastery (did i make that word up?)"