Thomas Todd

"Slow down!"

"The prime rib sandwich is awesome!"

"It's not a real workout unless you puke."

"Bartender sucks. I think her name is Debbie. She's really fat and ignores those who aren't regulars. I'd say "standoffish.""

"Fly through JFK. LaGuardia sucks."

"The rooms are somewhat European, but for a room in Manhattan it's a pretty decent deal at $350 a night."