Jason Scott

"Clothing optional beach is a nice mix between the prude and the nude!"

"For the record - They do not carry cuff links!"

"Dance with your favorite girl after a blue moon shot. They call them Superman shots."

"Watch out for sharks and jellyfish."

"Sometimes all of our lives need to be turned upside down. Laugh, scream and enjoy the ride!"

"When you see the miserable guy behind you in the checkout line holding one sharpie, and you have a cart full of crap, let him through!"