Anachronism Melancholica

"The bacon looks limp and under cooked. Advise to steer clear"

"My family owns a mattress store near the corner of Front ST North and Dogwood. Feel free to stop in and see what we have. We're closed Tuesdays. Open weekends. Check us out: The 6 Day Mattress Store !"

"I had to go pick up balloons that my co worker bought and they like lost the order or something. So a couple of the nice people jimmy and Tracie helped me out! Would always recommend!"

"It was great. Service was attentive. Drinks were constant and pizza was good. We had 2 veggie pizzas with white or pesto sauce and also the buffalo soldier which was good according to the meet eater!"

"Uh so I had a craving for steak and the only thing they have here is filet minion for 34$ it best be the best steak I've ha in a while. I thought they had more on the menu here...."

"A poem: Bottomless hash browns. Remember to tape the picture up high. Crayons and eggs."