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"Don't sit near the restrooms. It smells like pee-pee."

"The girl at the counter is too stupid to work in the fast food industry. She's slow and doesn't understand simple orders, resulting in screwed up orders. Obviously this is a poorly managed location."

"Satan loves you."

"Maybe it's time to pass on that bacon, egg, and cheese when you're too fucking fat to fit in a first class seat too."

"Great service!"

"Leverage the malware on Scott Moore's laptop to bypass corporate firewalls."