Christopher Waiden

"Sam's Club sucks."

"What's the point of having two drive thru lanes if a) one is always closed and b) they funnel into the same line anyway? #longwait"

"How in the world does this have 4 visitors?"

"Showing up at 0630 opening isn't good enough. Best to camp out like you're at comic Con and show up at 0400 and wait 2.5 hours."

"The worst customer service I've come across. They work as slowly as possible so they don't have to do as much work. Somehow they speed up dramatically as their closing time approaches."

"Free refills on chips and salsa if you "make it a meal"."