weird tips

KeyBump: Gel-filled bras are permitted through security screening and aboard aircraft.

ᴡ Johnson: Don't jump!

Loic LeMeur: I feel really sad for the guy who is the Mayor of SFO airport :-)

molly steenson: if you're going to san francisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair

Courtenay Bird: If you don't mind the smell, there are outlets hidden behind the recycling bins on the gate side of all the columns.

David All: People, empowered by technology, have changed everything. Thanks to those of you in the tech industry who work hard to help make that happen. Fly safely, but return swiftly. There's more work to do.

Alexia Tsotsis: Security clearance is definitely the time to pay bills over the phone or make other long hold time related calls.

Andi Galpern: Ask the homeland security for a copy of your body scan to send out as sexy Christmas cards!

Ef Rodriguez: Board a plane. They're like pterodactyls from the future!

@DaDaRocks AdamCohen: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... Unless you get a VD then you have some explaining to do!

Rob Heppler: If you are lucky enough to be selected for a full body scan. Moan loudly and tell them good it feels.

Sofia Renee: TSA not only feels you up they complement you on your tits. Niicce

David All: Welcome to the "creative capital of the world" with 1 in 6 residents working in the creative industry. Unfortunately that hasn't translated to a smart use of social media in the movie industry.

KeyBump: Gel-filled bras are permitted through security screening and aboard aircraft.

Nathalie De Clercq: Go commando

Al Del Bene: Leave your guns and knives at home.

Roel Concepcion: Always look down. You never know who might've dropped a 20 bill.

Laura Olson: Don't grab a random man's ass.

Matthew Mansfield: If you punch a hipster and knock their MBA off the table you'll get a free Pellegrino from the girl with the short hair behind the counter.

Jeremiah Andrick: When grabbing coffee at 5 am don't be a picky bitch. The correct answer is double tall non-fat latte.

Tony Money: Fart as you pass by tsa and the xray security scanners. Not only will they want to rush you through, it makes a cool dust cloud on the scanners screen. :0)

Burns!: have a Mac & Jack's IPA at Africa Lounge (across from gate A5.) Remember, though: NO firearms allowed in bar.

Andrew Davis: Get the TSA agent's phone number after they take a free grope at your genitals. Ask them on a proper date!

Colleen Dowell: Don't eat the pods/seeds in the pot! They are not meant to be eaten, just a seasoning! Also it gets steamy so you make up melts off. Not a good date spot!

Dan M: Try the 3rd stall. Its very spacious. Its like the presidential suite of THD shitters.

Be Legendary: Get a smile from a TSA agent! Like climbing Everest, but keep trying. You will have a fee opportunities. If nothing else, you will feel better. :-)

#minirube: Don't get upset b/c the A-list line is moving slow. Keep calm. You are flying southwest out of Oakland... U ain't a baller!