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You can’t miss the indoor skydiving! If you like the idea of skydiving, but like being indoors better, then this is the place for you. I tried indoor SCUBA diving once. It didn’t turn out too well.
My dog likes to take a whiz on the gate. unlike scientologists, I give him free will.
prime spot to watch the drunkards walk in and out of shoots, lots of cat fights & shit talkin
Be sure and have your phone fully charged before you go in so you can take a lot of pics...
The one and only..in the flesh! (ok plastic, you go find a live clown fish & throw him in the snow)
The mechanic working the parking lot not only thinks he can run off petro service truck but thinks ANY female trucker is a Hooker! Im gonna hurt the Fool if he tells be one more time to leave the prop
Don't stand at the register & bitch cause someone said "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas". If this world was all about you, we would say "Happy Asshole's Day".
Gonna walk thru the mud to clean the piss off my shoes. Bathrooms are disgusting.
Women's personal bathrooms each with a sink and a heated toilet for that "someone just got up from this seat" feeling!!!
Not to be vulgar but the bathroom smells like a dirty vagina. I'msorry but it does, and it's filthy
The guy refuses to give me extra olives, said it was against subway policy to put more than 8 slices on a footlong... Never had that problem at any other subway... my way, my A$$!
Hey fucker, march straight up to that motherfucking jukebox and order three Wham! songs in a row. Your bitch-ass will thank me.
Ask the porn stars for their autograph. They love that. Just say you are their biggest fan and truly admire their work. Or actually don't do that :)
