Ordered a lobster out of the aquarium - found out it's name was Charlie - reminded me of my childhood dog except for the claws - made me sad until I ate him
If they grab your hand and force it behind your back and you let out a squeal - go with it! It's part of the initiation ceremony - welcome to Squealers!!!
There are many tasty morsels but also things that should never touch your lips such as the toilet bowl or the red hot skillet in the kitchen - I know opposite ends of the spectrum - heed this warning!
Sometimes I have meat on my plate, sometimes I get my haircut - very rarely do I do both, except on Saturdays
Also them if the shrimp is shrimpy tasting - they'll give you a free glass of water and a strange look - personally I would pay extra for that
Sometimes we will eat with the aliens and they'll try to convince you to eat metal chairs - I'm still a bit hesitant to go there
I wants to know who won that skirmish twixed antler boy and angry kitty. Am I eating vixen or purrburger?
If you're lookin for somethin a lil different, but tasty - try the chile en nogada - come on give it a shot, don't be skeered
