To quote a friend: "Gate lounges aren't venues. Just check in at the airport and leave it at that. Don't be "that guy". "
Urinate BEFORE you get on a flight and fall asleep and can't urinate because you're already in descent!
Metlink buses run to Broadmeadows Station every 15 across the road and the next block up from the T4 Tiger terminal if you want to save a few $$
Dont stand behind people who say "oh I didn't realize my giant metal belt buckle set the metal detectors off" and then proceed to leave coins, watches and finally an cigarette lighter in their pocket.
Great for running and walking. But look out for...LOOK OUT...oh, you just stepped in dog crap. Look out for that.
